• Holy Shit! Forget ER. Watch Hopkins. That’s real. And good. Wow. #
  • John McCain finished at the bottom of his class at the Naval Academy. I’m Chris Ainsworth, and I approved this message. #
  • Getting a haircut this morning. #
  • In Murray, KY for a fraternity reunion. Such a long drive! #
  • Can you believe the reviews for The Dark Knight? Wow. Can’t wait. #