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Twitter Updates for 2008-08-08

Fundamental difference between Democrats and GOP–Democrats: “It’s OUR problem to solve.” GOP: “It’s YOUR problem to solve.” #
What’s cool about working at iNET in West Chester? Among other things, we have a smoothie bar next door. Yum. Eee. #
Is it me, or does Clay Aiken look more and more like Martin Short every day? #
@schweb [...]

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-07

Drinking at post-iNET Interactive board meeting happy hour. #
We’re watching the “Bug Man” at the West Chester Library. Ick. Bugs. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-05

ESPN’s web app for iPhone is outstanding. Very readable. Great boxscores & recaps. It lives on my home screen. Where’s the Y! Sports app? #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-04

Calvin (age 16 mos.) has a tiny fracture on his shin He’s in a cast for the next 3 weeks. Poor little guy. Just when he started walking well #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-03

Amused how loosely the term “friends” gets thrown around on some online social networks. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-02

I need a vacation. A real one. I’m burned out. It’s been six years since the last one. #
You don’t know how much your parents love you until you paint one of your children’s rooms. Ugh. What a mess. I think I painted over Calvin. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-01

How come no one mentions John McCain graduated from the Naval Academy? Oh, right. He finished 894th out of 899. (And crashed FIVE planes!) #
I’ve decided to name my breakout solo album “No Response Required.” Thanks, @hotdogsladies! #
I said it before, I’ll say it again. Unlimited DOES NOT mean unlimited. The manager will always tell [...]

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-31

At urgent care with Calvin (age 16 mos.). Looks (and sounds) like he’s got a sprained leg. #
As someone who’s had a few in my life, x-rays are NOT fun. Calvin (age 16 mos.) agrees. #
Calvin (age 16 mos.) is being rewarded for a good trip to the doctor with a big bowl of crackerfish. [...]

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-30

Finished another staged reading of “Green Eggs & Ham.” I’m like Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady. It’s the role I’ll be remembered for. #
I mean, I don’t want to brag…but Sam-I-Am is the role I was born to play. Like Yul Brynner was born to be The King-I’m here to read Seuss. #
Why are [...]

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-29

Does anyone have any fresh tomatoes they can spare from their garden? I’m craving a tomato sandwich. #
Phillip (age 4) is taking his first Karate class. Bow to your sensei!! #

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  • Pictures of college kids with the requisite red Solo plastic cup in hand make me laugh for some reason. Heh. Don't know why. Just does. 1 hr ago
  • Just getting this out there: I will probably be kicking @aaronforgue's ass today at some point when he runs his mouth about his new iPhone. 2 hrs ago
  • Hey Time Warner Cable. It just occurred to me that I've been telling over 250+ people that you suck tonight. Yeah, that's right. You suck. 12 hrs ago
  • Time Warner Cable sucks. Considering nuclear option of a la carte viewing via Apple TV & torrenting what I can't get. Will come out ahead. 12 hrs ago
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